Do Not Go Gentle

On my way to being me.
Welcome aboard.

cosmic-janitor said: Not sure is Ally has an ask box, (I couldn't find it) but anyway, is it customary to leave a tip when doing take out?


I’m not sure! I usually don’t, unless service was ‘above and beyond’ for some reason.


It’s Ask Jeeves!
And yes it is, the typical 18-22% isn’t necessary but 10% is pretty typical.
Unless it is a very large or complicated order in which case you should tip more.

It was so nice to sleep in today

But I miss my kitties from the SPCA.
And all of the bubbies.
It’s absolutely exhausting work and I am thoroughly impressed that somebones is able to do it everyday without falling asleep in a litter box.
It is also so incredibly rewarding to know that you are helping so many animals that need you.
Kat keeps trying to tell me that I should go back to school for vet tech and I didn’t think I could because I was always so horrible at biology and I just don’t think I have the mind for it.
But after being there the past two days all I want is a pair of scrubs.
I wish I had gone to Diamond Oaks in high school, I could have graduated with the ability to get a vet tech job. Now I (almost) have a useless degree and thousands and thousands in debt. Everything for a reason though right?
The idea of going back to school is exhausting but I can’t be a server forever and I have no interest in being a social worker or psychologist or counselor or any of that bullshit.

TL;DR: Back to school bitches, I’m going to be a vet tech.


Alright, these are kinda adorable…

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Sunday Funday from the weekend of hell is officially over.

satiricalhonesty is too Irish for this German shit.

It’s true.


satiricalhonesty is too Irish for this German shit.

It’s true.




apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad f**k” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

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It’s 2am.


For the first time I feel like I actually have a shot at passing Spanish.






Seriously, it kills me when I see people hold scientists up as pinnacles of logic and reason.

Because one time the professor I was interning for got punched in the face by another professor, because mine got the funding, and told the other professor his theory was stupid.

This same professor told me to throw rocks to scare the “stupid fucking crabs” into moving so we could count them properly.


thank you

this is one of the best comments this post has recieved

I have witnessed:

Two professors hiding around a corner and snickering, “Shhh, here she comes!” While a female professor approached and, when she finally found them, she proceeded to scream while pointing from one to the other, “You! I called your office but you weren’t there! So I tried to call YOUR office to figure out where HE was but YOU weren’t there!”

Two grad students standing outside a closed and locked door yelling, “Come out of the damn office. You haven’t left for days. If you didn’t have a couch in there I’d be concerned as to where you were sleeping!”

A religious studies professor apologizing for being late to class because, “security stopped me because I’m dressed like a hobbit”

Watched a professor snort the results of my experiment to determine if I had the right final compound.

Two archeology professors toss priceless fossilized teeth back and forth in an attempt to figure out who is smarter by “guessing the type of tooth and species of animal before it lands”

Multiple fully degreed individuals throw dry ice at one another in an attempt to be first to use the lab/get that piece of equipment/or change the iPod song.

A genetics professor build furniture out of stacks of paper and planks of wood because she is that far behind in grading papers/responding. One of the impromptu furniture pieces housed a fish tank.

I could go on but I think that covers the larger portion of the insanity…

Every time it comes around on my dash, it gets better.

Yes, but vegetation in plot 5 was not sampled because bees.

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"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.

*makes raptor noises*

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