Do Not Go Gentle

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yodalives:

bravohotel114:

So on my way out from the optometrist today, I decided to stroll around the mall for a bit, and found myself in Hot Topic. There, it so happens, was a beautiful girl browsing through the store’s Halloween stock of superhero and horror flick merchandise. As it would have happened, I wore a Captain…

Alright everyone, let’s help him.

Friggin weird

My fingers turned blue in class today.
I thought they were dirty, somehow, so I went to the bathroom and scrubbed them.
Nope. Still grayish blue.
And cold.
An hour passes. Two hours.
Now they are back to normal.
But I am quite confused.

jean-luc-gohard:

parskis:

I honestly can’t believe this right now. I was complaining to my bf about some Kotex tampons I had used, going on a bit of a rant about how bad they were, and on a whim I decided to go to the website and leave a review so other people who might get them would know better.
I’ve never written a tampon review in my life (it’s not something I ever anticipated doing) so I had a little fun getting very passionate about my thoughts, and then went to submit…. Only to receive the words: ‘Your review text contains inappropriate language.’ I was confused at first, I mean I was pretty emphatic, but I didn’t cuss at all… and then I realized: I had typed the word ‘vagina.’ 

You can’t type the word ‘vagina’ on a TAMPON review because it’s considered inappropriate.

KOTEX, a company that makes OVER A BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR primarily selling products to people with vaginas, thinks that someone typing the word “VAGINA” in a review of a product that goes IN THEIR VAGINA is being inappropriate and needs to be censored.

I retyped “v*gina” with an asterisk like it was a swear word, submitted and it went to preview mode with no problem. But I’m still kind of in shock… Honestly, what is wrong with Kotex that they think they need to protect tampon users from the word ‘vagina’?

If you didn’t think our society’s fear of the vagina was absurd, here you go. It’s cartoonish.

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“…I was not myself for weeks yet nobody noticed.”

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missauset:

satsuma400ml:

Joia John

Never be glamour

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amywinterbreeze:

mishaswhore:

asktheoakenshieldbros:

goquackyourself:

fuckyeah-kasumisty:

can-you-feel-the-gay-tonight:

a-big-guy-named-tiny:

SCIENCE!

science has figured out how to open a portal to hell

  #holy shit #imagine doing this in the middle ages #you could rule a small town through fear  

It’s Cthulhu!!!!!!!!

sand
alcohol or lighter fluid
sugar  
Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda. 
Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand.
Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it.
Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression.
Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match.


Oh tumblr, what would we do without you.

REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE EXPLANATION

amywinterbreeze:

mishaswhore:

asktheoakenshieldbros:

goquackyourself:

fuckyeah-kasumisty:

can-you-feel-the-gay-tonight:

a-big-guy-named-tiny:

SCIENCE!

science has figured out how to open a portal to hell

It’s Cthulhu!!!!!!!!

  • sand
  • alcohol or lighter fluid
  • sugar  
  1. Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda. 
  2. Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand.
  3. Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it.
  4. Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression.
  5. Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match.

Oh tumblr, what would we do without you.

REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE EXPLANATION

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No teeth! Just “twist with a little pressure”. 
And I’m always up to learn new things Shannon! Even if I won’t use them lol

I’ve learned so much about blow jobs tonight

This is what happens when people camp in your section.

Anonymous said: You're an amazing person and I aspire to be like you

I don’t know if you are aspiring to run a zoo, be constantly tired, or cuss like a sailor but in any case this made me feel absolutely amazing!
Thank you lovely anon :)

I am on campus for 12 hours today and I already had to remove my bra because holy fuck painful. 
I feel naked and weird. 
But lovely.